wifiweed:

*goes to fancy restaurant orders the kids’ meal*

(via bastille)

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wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

(via covocal)

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pizzota:

997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

(via covocal)

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ohpandabearx:

it’s not bullshit day anymore

it’s strong day

(via mynxmeiskatxlyn)

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caraknightley:

caraknightley:

what do nudists do when they’re on their period

I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know

(Source: goatpolice, via unescapable)

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cutewizard:

My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

(via unescapable)

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ikaries:

when u hear ur name in a conversation

image

(Source: madotsukies, via unescapable)

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